What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
08.06.2025 13:01
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Do you know what she said mum?
Are narcissists happy people generally?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”